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It’s All About That BASTE

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I love this song, and the parody is excellent too!

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Lyrics:
I’m all about that baste bout that baste more butter
I’m all about that baste bout that baste more butter

On Thanksgiving day… I think its pretty true
us dads cant make it make it… like we’re supposed to do
the dining room room… we have no taste
we put all the wrong forks in all the wrong places
I see the magazines.. with all the recipes…
my daughter she could make it.. but me.. daddy please
so mommy hands me this and says you gotta sop….
till every inch of it is perfect
from the bottom to the top…
yeah momma just told me don’t worry about the pies…
she said I’d burn em and screw up everything I try
she said your stuffing is dry and your casserole’s made all wrong…
so take this baster and timer and go ahead and move along….

and so I’m all about that baste bout that baste more butter
I’m all about that baste bout that baste more butter
I’m all about that baste bout that baste more butter

I’m bringing butter back….
don’t try to wear those skinny britches nah…
cause I’m’a pour this all over that…
and I’m hear to tell you every inch of it is perfect from the bottom to the top….

Tim Hawkins: Atheist Mega-Churches (Worship Songs)

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Atheist Mega-churches: a New Religion?

atheist mega-churches

Tim Hawkins

Atheist mega-churches do exist!

I have some friends that are agnostic and some atheist. They like to sleep in on Sunday. So I am perplexed by these mega-churches that socialize based on a negative proof — what they don’t believe.

Why are groups of atheists popping up all over the country that get together on Sunday morning to sing, read inspirational material, engage in some quiet reflection, and then bond in fellowship afterwards? Aren’t there other ways to socialize?

I’m not going to try to figure it out, other than wonder if they’re looking for something unseen that binds them (us?) together. God bless them in their search for Truth.

For the deeper theology, I’ll turn to comedian Tim Hawkins. In this short bit, he sings some suggested atheist mega-church kids’ songs, based in part on “Jesus Loves the Little Children”, “Deep and Wide”, and “Jesus Loves Me, This I Know”.

Brand new from “That’s the Worst”, Tim’s new concert DVD available at http://www.timhawkins.net/


 

The span of a player's smile could predict the span of his life.

How Much is a Smile Worth?

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Smile Worth 2,000 Bars of Chocolate, Scientists Say

Did you know that unborn babies will smile in the womb, and blind babies will smile in response to the human voice? Powerful Smile Worth!

This short 7-minute video reveals a smile is the “super power” of relationship success, how well someone will score in standardized testing, how inspiring someone will be to others, and even how long someone will live!

I also liked the “value” of a smile worth worked out in bars of chocolate. Dark, please.

Watch The Hidden Power of Smiling to learn how many times a day you must smile to take advantage of its “super powers”.

How many times have you smiled today?

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